Well, crazy folks, you've come to the right place. Crazy folks are cool, and that is precisely why they are in the right place. Follow my logic? (Nope, didn't think so.)

I would like you all to meet my hot boyfriend. His name is Obi-Wan for those of you who are too stupid to be aware of that.

This is Obi-Wan's evil nemesis, Darth Maul. Do not worry, my friends. Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil, even when the evil is as cool looking as Darth Maul.